Friday, July 25, 2014

Desh Drohi - A movie that ends with a Typo as well (Final Review)


Desh Drohi was released right during the time when there was growing unrest against North Indians in Mumbai. The movie tries to highlight the issue and examine it from both sides. However noble the idea is, the movie just comes across as lame and over the top.

The story does capture how an innocent guy from a village in UP is caught in the underworld web in Mumbai and how life changes a person. But that's all that is going on for this movie. The movie creates situations that are so forced that it is unbelievable. I am pretty sure the writer was ragged by Mumbaikars and still has insecurities about it. Every line in this movie tries to sell the idea that Mumbai is an evil place and Mumbaikars are spawn of Satan. Geez, so much insecurity.

Now this movie would have been remotely better if it wasn't for KRK and his acting. It is easier to get an alien to have tea in your house than getting this guy to act. The guy doesn't even attempt. As for the rest of the cast they were just phoning it in but everyone is Jack Nicholson in front of KRK.

In all the movie is a very bad attempt at focusing on political corruption and civil unrest, with awful acting....I am sorry Sonu Nigam you are a better actor.




Loads of fighting happens again.. after KRK forgets he has a bomb... and he shoots the minister...



The minister is unable to sing the anthem... India gets angry... and KRK gives a speech while wearing a jacket with Goodboy written on it XD


So KRK finally comes to kill the minister.. wearing cassette tape player and a VHS tape and asks him to sing the national anthem or else he will detonate the bomb




KRK comes out of a garbage truck and shoots another minister dead and leaves..and the cops are asking the dead body what happened to you? You don't say!





KRK is such an expressive actor.. this is his angry face... or a constipated one?

After a lot of parkour and swimming KRK kills Big Brother






KRK wears a gun locket when he goes to kill the inspector... he is always dressed for the occasion 


Loads of fighting happens and now the assassin friend becomes good...






These idiots realize that they have been double crossed by the not dead minister


Nirmal Pandey plays some guy named Kulkarni but KRK flies into the scene shooting at him and screams Pandey bahut mazzaa kar liya tune XD (Pandey.. you had a lot of fun)





KRK literally runs like he is wearing flippers on his feet to kill Nirmal Pandey.. who is watching Kim Sharma perform.. now that would have been enough to kill anyone



Story so far... Gracy Singh the real hero of the movie saves KRK and then they go to  Aman varma.. who is the not dead minister who manipulates KRK to kill Big Brother and team
Hahaha Kalia shows up to kill KRK and points the gun at him.. KRK tells him to give him a Hug (lol)... he shoots him..and we get to see some bad acting





However.. Big Brother soon realizes that the minister is not dead and the only thing that was attacked was a globe, he hires KRK's friend, who is a part time assassin... well Mumbai is costly and people take up multiple jobs to survive

KRK then kills all the goons and Gracy runs away as well and they get saved by the minister who is not dead



So KRK goes to kill the Minister but he doesn't and instead starts spinning a globe.. the minister tells him to lie that he has killed him. The news reaches Big Brother he is happy that the minister is dead and tells his goons to kill KRK




However, Big Brother agrees to let them go if KRK kills the minister because they both are Biharis (logic)

So Gracy takes KRK to a guy that can help them... a drug dealer and the drug dealer turns them in



A Nationwide hunt for KRK and Gracy has been launched.. and the news channel has pictures of them wearing the exact same clothes.. (real time reporting FTW)


So you are on the run and you killed an entire police force and saw your dumb brother die..what would you do? You dance in Dubai