Friday, January 16, 2015

Aap Ka Suroor

What better way to start your year with apun ka Himmesh ...Aap ka Suroor... let's start this blog ;)

Synopsis - Aap ka Suroor is a love story of a man who loves his cap and an underage girl



The movie starts with some cap love in a foreign location and poor spellings

And oh... some ghost playing a piano

the movie begins with police investigating the death of Nadia and they find a camera on her...



Nadia is the daughter of Raj Babbar,who visits the murder site and hams it out

This is what a commuter goes through in a peak hour train in Mumbai

So HR (Himmesh) plays a depressed rock star (like in all his movies)

Chest so smooth, a plane lands on it

HR has a concert in a church, where his backup dancers look like secret cult members


Himmesh's movies have people with wacky hair

I know everything looks random at the moment but it is a HR movie what did you expect.

Whoa! while signing autographs for his German fans (lelz XD) HR gets arrested by German cops 

Most dramatic scene ever.. while getting arrested HR screams It's a Mistaaaakkkeee!! which echoes all across Germany


Also the strangest scene.. HR's friend clearly knows why HR was arrested :S .. why didn't he say anything?

So HR was arrested after Nadia, a reporter, shot him in a sting operation... and the video looks like this

Look closely at the screen shot of the footage.. Nadia's camera was on her chest.. so with the view either HR is a midget or Nadia is a 7 foot basketball player

But why is he a part of a sting operation? guess we will find out..

Funniest shot ever... while HR is taken to his jail cell in Germany.. you can clearly hear a woman yelling abuses at him in hindi.. So is he taken to a ladies prison? and of course Indians are in jail everywhere ;)

Yay Mallika Sherawat :D :D :D and she knows the German law :D 

Coolest scene (no sarcasm here) HR tells his friend "Tu Naak katwayega meri" his friend say 'Teri naak kat gayi toh tu gayega kaise?' (Himmesh good on you mate, poking fun at yourself!)

Hahaha Mallika Sherawat plays Ruby a sleazy fan cum top lawyer who tells HR to call her any time of the day or NIGHT


Story so far.. HR is an Indian rockstar who has arrived for a tour in Germany 

Nadia (alive and reporting) being harassed by HR's friend Shravan

Suddenly we see a token thief holding a wallet and Hansika threatening to call the cops

But the door opens and HR and his bodyguards come in and this happens.. both the thief and Ria (Hansika) keep accusing each other of theft

But HR diffuses the situation and tells his bodyguard to lower the gun by pointing a gun at him

After a lot of gun pointing the girl falls in love with HR (show your guns people)

When in love you sing gayatri mantra like a love ballad

So HR gets invited to the most happening welcome party that has synchronized acrobats and a well in the middle of the dance floor

HR also wears Victorian era approved contact lenses, which lets him see skimpily clothed women in salwar kameez XD (only selective people)


Yeah right! moment of the movie... Ria tells HR that if he hadn't shown up in that room wonder what would have happened to her.. remember the thief was leaving? And he never returned the wallet anyways

Meanwhile Ruby moonlights as a dancer XD

The cap never comes off... how many does he have anyways?

Also Bani from Roadies fame is playing Bani


So this kid (who is supposedly an orphan) tells HR that she has a hole in her heart and HR tells her it is because god loves her.. yeeesh :S 

When Himmesh laughs (very rare) he sounds like a man choking to death and even looks like it

So we find out HR doesn't laugh because he lost his brother a long time ago... and this is perhaps one of the few movies where there is more cleavage show from a guy than a girl

HR is in love and he shows it by randomly singing in a German city center.. and his friend and Bani randomly dance for a few seconds and coolly walk as if nothing happened


HR also distributes sweets to random unsupervised  kids.. creep!

OK wait!!!.. the orphan girl called Ria her sister so I assumed both of them are orphans but then we see Ria has a dad so who is that orphan kid and why is she hanging out with Ria unsupervised :S

Hahaha HR looks older than Ria's dad ...also Ria is 14

When Ria confesses her love for HR to her dad.. her dad says HR is rich he is way out of our league.. all this while standing in the living room of his mansion in Germany

People wearing swimsuits in a tub

HR is called for an official meeting for a world tour.. and the office is ready for a serious brainstorm seduction


Story so far... HR is propositioned to perform in a world tour by Ruby's company but he refuses because he has committed to another company

Also HR comes to know that Ria has gone to India to get married because child marriage is not possible in Germany

The reporter Nadia also shows up at his place out of the blue and leaves

HR goes to India and asks Dad for Ria's hand in marriage.. he tells him that he wants to marry Ria because she taught him to smile (literally)

HR gets Ria's dads permission and he celebrates by getting drunk and Nadia comes to his home in the middle of the night to get an interview..this is the night when the sting operation happens and Nadia dies


POST ARREST STORY NOW STARTS IN 3..2..1..

Soon after Ria's dad comes to know HR is arrested for murder he decides to marry off his daughter to a guy named Rahul who is also into kids

Hahaha so Shravan visits HR in the jail and shows him the sting operation video.. HR suddenly sees another video of him dancing like Mithun during the same night... HR comes to a conclusion that he is not a killer because his dancing is way out of control and not in sync and the killer in the sting operation video is in control XD ... both of them are now convinced that the killer is someone wearing a mask


Raj Babbar enters the German prison, armed, only by saluting German officers XD

Raj Babbar beats up HR and tosses him around but HR's cap still remains on his head...

HR grabs Raj's gun and takes him hostage and escapes the prison.. he could have actually saluted his way out

Mysterious Tarot assassin

HR convinces Raj Babbar that he is not a killer.. suddenly Raj Babbar gets shot by a sniper aka tarot assassin..And Raj Babbar gives him the permission to investigate his daughter's death :S

Sign of Ria's poverty

Lol so HR takes Ria back to her dad.. and tells him that he will marry Ria once he finds out the true killer of Nadia... Dad gives him a deadline of 24 hours to prove himself innocent.. HR agrees and obviously Ria being a girl doesn't have any say in her future 

HR sees a card bearing his event manager Khurana's name in the killer's pocket and quickly goes to his house to look for evidence. With the help of Ruby he finds the gun

HR, who is roaming freely in the city despite his escape, gets a call from Khurana, who has kidnapped Ria

HR tosses the gun in the river in exchange for Ria and strangely Khurana mentions about the deadline Ria's dad gave to HR.. how the fuck does he know about that?

Story so far...HR is still framed and looks guilty... 24 hours are up.. Ria will be married to Rahul.. HR gets arrested

WTF :O :O :O .. when the German police is transporting HR to the prison.. Auto rickshaw drivers from Mumbai show up and battle it with the German Police :O

HR escapes again and the Italian Job happens ... now he is after Khurana (and he magically catches up to him)

After destroying the entire city with his Mini Cooper.. HR realizes that he doesn't know how to drive just like he doesn't know how to sing

Meanwhile..


 Ria is all set for her wedding given the fact she was kidnapped a few hours ago -_-

The real killer Khurana openly tries to kill HR


HR, just like all the time, gets hold of the gun 

Finally the villain confesses to an entire police squad that he killed Nadia and he wore HR's mask while doing so.. and he did that because of a loan... 



But soon after confessing loud and clear, the idiot tells HR that HR is going to jail because the evidence (gun) is not there wow and no one can prove anything :O 

HR being smarter than the bad guy.. tells Khurana that his confession has been recorded and he takes out a walkie talkie as the proof of recording.. and oh yes.. the walkie talkie also provides a instant video recording which is aired on a news channel on a big screen :O :O Mind blown!


Not just that... Ria's dad and best friend also watch the footage on a TV while Ria is getting married :O .. well nothing comes between Man and TV

Ria's dad convinced of HR's innocence goes back to the wedding cermony place and tells the groom to piss off..

Ria gets married to HR.. but she doesn't recognize him when he finally removes his cap

The END