Friday, September 5, 2014

JUNOON (1992)


Today I ll be reviewing the classic horror movie Junoon, starring a tiger who becomes Rahul Roy by day and chills with people... creepy isn't it?

Look at them skulls

The actor of the movie is Wonder Tiger Ram

The movie starts with Rahul and his friend, who looks like a young Johnny Depp, on a hunting trip. They are hungry and stop to grab some food.. they pass three people in the dhaba yet keep yelling is any one there?

But anybody can look like Johnny Depp on Youtube 360p resolution

They get warned not to hunt during full moon night, they will be hunted by a ghost tiger. But they ignore the warnings

This is perhaps the brightest forest ever yet Johnny complains that it is really dark
..these people are blind

So here's the deal with the ghost tiger.. apparently 700 years ago a king killed a tiger when the animal was having sex (yep !) the tigress gets angry and she curses the king and the king becomes a tiger every full moon night XD ... If anyone hunts the tiger during full moon the hunter will become a tiger as well

The tiger kills Johnny by slapping him and then he slaps Rahul Roy, curses him and vanishes...this movie is legit

Rahul crawls out of the cave, barely surviving the light slap, and then he gets beaten by the guys who warned him about the slapping tiger.

Rahul gets operated by some really shady doctors and one of the docs is Nita (Pooja Bhatt)

Good thing they wrote the word DRIP in bold letters. Otherwise, I would have mistaken them for vodka bottles 

All surgery clothing have special holes in them that allow the doctors to operate right through them
  
After getting molested by the doctor Rahul dies

But the hospital walls are so advanced that they revive Rahul.. and he's alive!


The doctors are shocked... Super Wall! :O

Side story: Nita (Pooja Bhatt) the doctor is in love with Ravi (Avinash Wadhawan) who lives in a house that has peculiarly low chandeliers

Rahul sees his dead friend and very casually asks him "What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be dead?

His dead friend tells him that he will become a tiger soon so he should die as well..

Rahul starts getting nightmares of his friend's mullet in blue colored lens filter

Some really strong acting skills shown by Rahul in this movie


At the hospital Rahul gets force fed by Nita... Rahul falls in love with her because she is the first person to force feed him.. Ladies now you know how to win a man's heart

Rahul recovers and goes to Nita's home to thank her with an expensive gift. Nita's parents quickly agree to get Nita married to Rahul because he is rich.. Indian arranged marriage in a nutshell

Damn! Rahul Roy is a good looking bloke

Nita hates the idea of marrying Rahul and goes to Ravi and asks him to get married to her in 24 hours

While Ravi and Nita plan to elope Rahul follows Nita to Ravi's place which looks like a museum..Wait! Wasn't Ravi supposed to be dirt poor?

A jealous Rahul signs a telegram pretending to be Ravi, which says Ravi's dad is hospitalized in Pune. 

Rahul, who has never heard of Ravi until now, goes to Pune, recognizes Ravi's dad and kills him.. Tiger powers are strong with this one

Ravi receives the news of his father's death and leaves for Pune = Eloping cancelled

Nita feels betrayed and thinks Ravi copped out. She agrees to marry Rahul

And Ravi gets Nita and Rahul's wedding invitation card from the local Paanwala

Obligatory drunk song by ex boyfriend during wedding


It's the first night of the wedding and it is full moon. It is gonna be a wild night indeed :P

Rahul starts turning and Nita being a good wife and great doctor ignores him


Rahul to Tiger conversion stage 1, which looks like Rakhi Sawant's regular makeup






Stage 2 of the conversion.. strangely looks like Amitabh Bachchan 



Stage 3 - Human to Tiger conversion


Conversion complete... from Stud to a sexy beast


Honestly, I always remembered this scene as a VFX debacle but upon second viewing and this being a 1992 film. the transformation scene is quite good (cant believe I am saying this)

So Tiger Rahul chills around the hotel and he suddenly spots a woman swimming in the middle of the night


He attacks her and kills her because no swimming allowed when the pool is closed. Rules bitch!


When Nita complains that her husband is missing, the hotel manager tells her that it is not that important XD

Well the manager was right, afterall, Rahul is only streaking in some remote part of the hotel

Rahul realizes that he is a sexy beast and happily accepts his condition

The forest officer, who also does regular police work, looks at the paw prints near the body and figures out it was Rahul
because who else can make such an inaccurate tiger paw print



Meanwhile Nita, wearing loads of jewelry, looks for Rahul

The thing that is more frightening than turning into a tiger is Rahul Roy's jungle-themed shirt


One thing consistent in this movie is that no one reacts to anything strange. Rahul, who just got married to Nita, tells her he doesn't remember anything while making a creepy face and then tells her to go and live with her parents. Nita coolly agrees.

Ravi (Sherlock) figures out something is wrong with his situation and goes to Nita's place to talk to her, instead, he chills with Nita's toy frog


Ravi tells her what happened but Nita being dumb doesn't understand a word and tells him to GTFO...She also forgets that her husband's surname is Chauhan and calls him Johar

The forest officer comes to Nita's place and tells her that her husband is a tiger by night XD (not exactly the words) Nita gets confused because she hasn't experienced anything like that yet :P

So Rahul is rich because he lives in a bigger museum.. bollywood movie logic

While Nita goes to Rahul's place, Rahul goes to a very shady club which has decor inspired by Ramleela plays

Rahul starts turning again and he calls his next victim to have some wild time with him



The girl follows him to the bathroom, where she hears a roar...She thinks it is all part of foreplay

So Tiger Rahul kills the girl while performing a realistic hunter predator sexual role play


Nita realizes that her husband is killing women but she does nothing because... she is also into role playing

One thing we realize is that Rahul doesnt want to role play with Nita because she is just a zookeeper (food provider) for him and not his prey

Meanwhile, the forest officer, who is actively involved in this case, doesn't arrest Rahul. Instead he goes around telling everyone to get Rahul arrested because he upgrades into a tiger

Rahul gets seduced by Nita.. but like a good employee Rahul never crosses his deadlines. He upgrades and attacks Nita


Rahul is indeed a tiger in the bed (just like the forest officer said)

So the three idiots come to Nita's rescue and they light a fire around them :S ... Stupidity has killed a lot more people than tigers

After standing inside the fire circle (while the tiger is locked inside the room) Ravi asks forest officer how long they need to stand there. Forest officer realizes this was a bad idea..

The forest officer tries to get into his car in order to run away and he gets killed by the tiger. The tiger is a ghost tiger remember?

These guys stay inside the circle and stay alive

Now these three become prime suspects in the murder of the forest officer because they tell the cops the ghost tiger upgrade version killed him. Which is something you should never use as an excuse

One thing I have noticed is that Avinash Wadhawan, in all of his movies, gets wrongfully suspected as the murderer every time a ghost kills... Paapi Gudiya lol.. 

Meanwhile Rahul wakes up and realizes he is screwed because now he has witnesses


Ravi gets ready to kill the tiger while Tom Alter has been sitting on that chair forever

Tom Alter, who speaks better hindi than several Indians, tells Ravi that if he kills Rahul as a human being, he will get arrested and if he kills him as a tiger, the upgrade curse will fall on him

So the solution to the problem is, they need to find a special knife in a cave to kill the ghost tiger

Rahul reaches Tom's place to ask where did the others go. Tom shoots Rahul but he is immortal. Now Rahul knew these guys are at Tom's place but doesn't know where they went now. This upgrade has errors


They reach the cave, which has a similar decor like the shady club.. maybe it is a regional thing


But Rahul reaches there as well

A very over the top fight happens.. with Rahul roaring like a tiger in between punches. It looked like a bad case of gas





Finally Ravi stabs Rahul with the magic knife and as you can see the tiger upgrade is now version 2... the tiger will now have Rahul Roy's hair

The End..

Junoon is a cool movie which is based on "An American werewolf in London" 

The movie had a lot of potential to be a good horror but it has plot holes so deep that you can dive in it and reach hell.

Acting is awful in certain places and you do not feel sorry for the protagonists. One good thing about the movie was that the villain was aware of his curse and owned it rather than feeling sorry for himself. But he also magically gains powers and loses them for no reason, which makes the story very inconsistent.

I tried to review Humshakals instead of this movie and I couldn't stand it. So this movie is cheesy and lame (an essential 90s style)  but it is scores better than flop movies today.

Watch it it is fun!


PS Rahul's movie character name is Vikram.. I kept writing Rahul because it is shorter by one letter and I am a lazy person

2 comments:

  1. The review has nothing to do with box office ratings. It is just on movies that are generally mocked by people as flop. Also read the end part.

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